
Allo!
Mais Oui and Bienvenue Mes Amis!
Welcome to the 12th season of Jacques Bistro. You might notice a bit of change, no? Ahhh... zat is because we have gone continental! Everything with thick sauces and twice zee price!
Ok- maybe not. We're back at Jacks for another fun-filled season of great food, good music, and better than average service. But this year we need to lay down a couple of rules. We want you to keep coming back every year, but you have to do your part, OK? So here goes...
Rule #1: Mother's Day. Read the ad, read the banner - Moms eat free with KID IN TOW. That means, you have to bring one of your offspring with you to eat. Every year we get some folks who come in and say "Well, she's a Mom, but her son is in Topeka." Sorry - if he can't be considerate enough to fly all the way home from Kansas so you can save $17.95 on brunch... be mad at him, not us... OK?
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Rule #2: Paid Parking.
That's right, our long tradition of offering free, ample parking will now cost - nothing! Can you imagine having the nerve to charge for parking while you eat at our place?
Rule # 3: There is no rule number 3.
Rule #4: Kid's Night.
Ohhh, we LOVE kids night! But they have to be YOUR kids. When you file in with your entire softball team, order one adult meal and expect the entire RotoRouter Braves to eat for free - it ain't gonna happen!
By the way, we've put up with feeding the masses long enough, now it's your turn, so kids no longer eat for free on Wednesday nights: they eat for half price off the Kids' Menu. Hey! You can't eat at the golden arches for that, and besides, if you ever saw the place the morning after kid's night, you'd pay us double.
Rule #5: Meal Deal Cards. Bring in the old ones and we'll still honor them for the month of May.
OK, that's enough rules!
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Here's the news... Jacks Grill Wins Yankee Magazine "BEST POT ROAST IN NEW ENGLAND" title. Where the heck have they been? We've always known we have the best darn pot roast!
Jacks annonces our endorsement for State Senate seat... now, where, oh where did I put that post it note with the name...
Jacks stay open year round... Could be the headline if you came by more often. Really, just come twice as much as this year as last year and we might just do it! You'd save twice the money as last year by eating with us.
2008 OPENING SCHEDULE
Sunday, May 11 - Mom's Day Brunch. Moms eat free, you don't.
Friday, May 16 - Open
(complicated, aren't we?)
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